- FIRST SHIRT I MADE WHEN THIS WEBSITE STARTED AS SHITTY WARES
- WHY CAN PEOPLE MAKE A SHIRT THAT SAYS "I LOVE TACOS" AND RETIRE AND - SWIM IN GOLD LIKE SCROOGE MCDUCK
- PLEASE BUY THIS SHIRT MY OLD LADY SAID THERE IS JUST TOO MUCH GOING ON AND ITS DUMB
- IM A DEMENTED AND DERANGED EX GROCERY STORE BUTCHER BUY THIS SHIT
- JESUS ITS CHEAP
- this is the first time i have ever, in 83 years typed in lower case. If you dont love your new shirt return it for a full refund.
- we're living under a bridge. Anthony Kiedis just showed up so we have to bail
- YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THE SHIRT YOU JUST BOUGHT LOWER THAN COST